I feel as rough as a badgers hoof today. I went out last night with a load of people I used to work with.

I had forgotten how near to Olympic standard they can drink. Pubs, bars, clubs and then a sidewards walk home (Do crabs walk in a straight line when they are drunk by the way?)It was Steve’s leaving do (A big old DragonDrop adventure bon voyage to you sir.) He’s off to Australia the lucky tinker.

So today, I’ve got to go to Cheltenham. Sunday – I’m playing at spent with John Hebden and Mark Holland.

Right, better crack on really.