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I have this on good authority, from a reputable source (well… semi reputable!) A letter sent to B&Q yesterday…

Dear Sir/Madam

My warmest congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world through some of the harshest conditions known to man and arrive back, safe and sound, 72 days later.

With this in mind could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered, 96 days ago, will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Your sincerely,

John Roberts

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