My friend asked her son to go to the newsagents one Sunday to buy the paper. Full of pride he arrived home, mission more then accomplished with arms sagging from the weight of two broadsheets. He preceded to explain to his bemused parents how when he realised his Mum had given him more then enough money for one paper, he had decided to buy his parents one each, of the same paper!
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