Sophie and I were in Sports Direct a warehouse clothing store in town. By the tills were boxes of Calvin Klein underpants. As Sophie and I were stood around waiting for a till to become free, I noticed a little one trot up to the display. She took one look at the toned abs and torso of the male model on the front of the box, pointed and said, 'Dada'.
'I wish,' came the reply from under the breath of her the mother, much to the amusement of those waiting in the queue.
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