Tinana gave me a squash plant. I think, actually she must have grown it from Jack's magic beans because it has grown and grown, taking over the whole flower bed and is now heading up to the bathroom and onwards to giant…
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- Rampant squash
Cheeky MoLook who I found this morning wandering about with an empty packet of sugar from the paper recycling area and a tooth brush she had purloined from the bathroom. She was dipping the toothbrush into the sugar packet and…
Heiniken maneuverToday we visited Roundhay Park. We walked around the lake on a very buggy and dog friendly route. At the top of the lake was a little playground which although there wasn't much equipment the children all had lots of…
- No.2 on the list of things you definitely don't want to hear
Elsie the dog loudly hacking up bits of stick whilst I am trying to very carefully and quietly to place the sleeping bebe in her cot without waking her.
My favourite Le Tour bicycleEt gets into the spirit Le Tour in Otley
Cheeky MoHere is a picture of Annie-Mo caught in the act of stealing a teabag from my cup. She loves old teabags and likes nothing better then squeezing them between her little chubby hands until all the tea leaves squirt out,…
The madness of childrenIt's extremely warm today and yet my children are enjoying watching TV, inside, snuggled in duvets.
- Jay and Pi funny
Jay to Pi,'You are a lassie'. Pi most affronted,'I am not'. Jay again.'Do you even know what a lassie is?' 'Yes, it's a dog'. 'No silly, it's a girl, don't you know any Scottish?' 'No you are silly, it's a famous dog…
- Moulty dog
Elsie is moulting. She doesn't really look like she is and up till now she has innocently continued to spend the day time stretched out upon my big pillow bed guarding against crocodile invasion. But now my white bed…
- Not the most peaceful Friday departure
It was the school fair today, a chaotic, busy, exhausting affair that parents endure twice a year because their children love it. Luckily I had a 'get out of jail' early card in the form of needing to get home by four…
- Number 1
Number 1 on the list of things you don't want to hear when you are just about to run out the door to get Sophie to school. 'Mama.' 'Yes Sophie?' 'I was just looking at the cat and when I looked back Annie had discovered…
Annie-Mo funnyHere is a picture of the pizza Annie-Mo got to first, before I had cooked it or even removed the packaging.
- The logic of children
My friend asked her son to go to the newsagents one Sunday to buy the paper. Full of pride he arrived home, mission more then accomplished with arms sagging from the weight of two broadsheets. He preceded to explain to…
Festive nailsArriving at my lovely friend's this evening I found them painting their nails 'a le tour'. The idea had come from my beautiful godson, who had been dared by a girl at school to come to school wearing nail polish. Not…
- Sophie funny
Sophie and I were reading a story I wrote for a friend's two children, called 'A firey tale'. It features both the children and their animal of choice. David loved dragons and Anabeth's favourite were horses…