The lovely Tinana gave the lovely Kath and I a tomatillo plant each. Unbeknownst to us tomatillo plants will not bear fruit unless another tomatillo plant is near by. Once Tinana discovered his fact she quickly got in…
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The tomatillo mystery- Annie's diet
So far today Annie has eaten a snail, eaten mud and rubbed egg and beans in her hair instead of eating them and then eaten them.Annie has has her hands washed ( I can now confirm it is very hard to remove squished snail…
I Turfed the hallThere has been no carpet in our hall since Mel our old ginger tom marked it as his own. I had a roll of turf left from renovating the back yard and decided to turf the hall way. It's fake turf so no need to water and…
- British Summer time
As we wandered to towards school this morning, rain dripping off our hoods, Sophie inquired 'what season are we in, is it Autumn? 'No darling', I replied,' it's Summer'. She looked at me aghast as water droplets raced…
- The girl in the stripey pyjamas
I am currently wearing my stripey pj's. I look a little like an old film American convict, Jay says I hurt his eyes. Definitely his bedtime.
- Jay funny
Jay made me smile today as he told me about his class mates, one of whom, he described as having, 'down-town syndrome'.
Sophie lipsHere are some funny pictures of Sophie.
- Another Jay funny
It's dinner time and mid mouthful Jay starts choking. When normal breathing had resumed, I enquired if he was now ok? ' 'Yes mama,' came the reply, 'I just had something caught in my sarcophagus.'
- Happy Starwars day
May the fourth be with you.
- A Jay funny
I am watching the new Superman film with Jaygo. We watch an installment every night after I have put Sophie to bed. Tonight the baddies attacked. As Jay and I cowered on the sofa he whispered to me, ' do you know where…
- Funny things children say
I was showing Sophie's little friend our guinea pig. In a bid to introduce some educational facts into the situation, I pointed to Snowy's red eyes and asked, ' do you know what you call an animal with red eyes?'…
- What's The Theme Tune Of Your Life?
Wet Wet Wet, 'Goodnight girl' was number 1 on my 14th birthday. Apparently your 14th birthday tune is your life theme tune. Obviously, looking at the above single proves that that idea is Rubbish! In America the number…
- Diary of a nobody
Dad compared my blog to "Diary of a nobody". I don't know whether to take his comment as a compliment or an insult. I shall have to reread the book before I make up my mind.
What happens when Jay borrows your phone.Jay borrowed my phone today. Later, finding it abandoned in the front room, I discovered all my wallpapers had been changed. Secret notes have been created in various apps to surprise me with smiles and love. Jay also…
- New printer
We bought a new printer today. It sits in the front room by Felix's favourite sofa. Because it's wireless you don't need to be attached to it to print something out. In fact, apparently you don't even need to be in the…